Kryten: 34124? No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity. Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corp Directive 34124. Kryten: 1742? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee. Rimmer: Kryten you're forgetting Space Corp Directive 1742. Rimmer: Yes but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'no chance you metal bastard'. Kryten: Well Space Corp Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must give up his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive. Rimmer: What about the Rimmer Directive which states never tangle with anything which has more teeth than the entire Osmond family? Kryten: What about the Space Corp Directive which states that it is our primary overriding duty to contact other life forms, exchange information and wherever possible bring them home?
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